okcreepsters:

(S: sounds like a charmer!)

Dudes, this is from The Office. Not every person is a total creepster — your cultural database is just too narrow. Jeez. 

okcreepsters:

(S: sounds like a charmer!)

Dudes, this is from The Office. Not every person is a total creepster — your cultural database is just too narrow. Jeez. 

// Oh, your ex might be at the party?//

Yeah, that’s totally fine. TOTALLY NOT A PROBLEM. 

Got too drunk at work happy hour before meeting for a date.

Got too drunk at work happy hour before meeting for a date.

(Source: foreverlittledove)

Honesty is so undervalued (except not at all). 

Honesty is so undervalued (except not at all). 

(Source: okcreepsters)

// Sounds about right.//

mayorfrench:

* logs back onto ok cupid after a break

* first message is from a guy asking to rim me

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// …It’s pierced//

Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope.

// Preach, sister. //

magicwhisk:

on a typical friday night you will find me:

laying half naked in my bed, eating cold pizza, and blogging about my feelings.

// Playing dumb/busy when he tries to monopolize my time//

Eh….I’ve got plans with…my yoga pants and some Grey’s re-runs.

// When I clean our my contact list//

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Sorry, Andrew R., Scott (?), Andrew with Hair, James (Awkward), and Hot Sam. It’s been real. 

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Hi, I'm dating now. I guess this is kind of how it looks.